Английски език
...October seventeen sixty-three.
It has been three years since my father vanished off the face of the earth, I miss him every day. I want to follow in his footsteps... I have trained well in the use of the sword; I need to use a compass more; I will train hard and I will start to dress and act like a captain. Mother, bless her soul, wants me to be a baker down at Old Ash Lane Bakery, I must defy her though and follow my dreams...
Sea captains may traditionally have been men, but this young lady has dreams of breaking the mould and having lots of adventures whilst doing it.
While honing her captain skills one day she comes across a box that will change the course of her life. It will lead her to the far reaches of the globe, or at least to the furthest point she has ever been to!
It will allow her to meet some of the funniest, craziest and most annoying people she has ever had the displeasure of meeting, whom she will soon call her close friends and crew!
Packed with crude humour, cringe-worthy crew and tantalising tales, Captain Lardarse will keep you enthralled and disgusted all at the same time!
