Emotional Support Geology™
Because Sometimes Life Is Too Much And A Rock Is Somehow Not
Have you ever stared at a printer and whispered, "Why?"
Have you ever checked your bank account and immediately needed emotional support?
Have you ever survived a family gathering and felt you deserved a medal?
Then you may be ready for the surprisingly comforting world of Emotional Support Geology™.
Packed with laugh-out-loud humor, ridiculous scientific studies, unforgettable testimonials, and surprisingly heartfelt wisdom, this book celebrates the simple comfort of carrying a smooth rock through life's stressful moments.
Discover:
Emergency Geological Assistance
Emotional Support Rock Adoption
The Official Geological Support Levels
Rock Personalities and Profiles
The International Geological Support Conference
Advanced Stress-Reduction Techniques Involving Absolutely No Technology
Funny, uplifting, and unexpectedly encouraging, Emotional Support Geology™ reminds us that while life may not always be easy, sometimes a little perspective-and a small rock in your pocket-can make all the difference.
Life gets hard.